Me: I don't send pictures of my vagina to men I've never met just because they claim they're able to give me $2500 a month. Your offer does sound great, however, and I'd love to meet you in person and settle all that then.
Him: My offer is detailed for a reason. Certainly not going to travel all the way to you if you're not what I'm looking for. If you're seeking a Mercedes are you going to test drive a Volvo?
Me: Oh, I'm sorry - just noticed you're bald? Thats a dealbreaker for me - kind of like your labia skin, but easier to tell without an inappropriate photograph. Good luck on your search!